Okay seriously, don’t ever buy a big barrel curling iron, because if your name is Georgia–that shit won’t work. And you’ll end up making faces like this one:
Here I am clearly pissed off, with my brand-new fifty-dollar big-ass-barrel curling iron. And I’m pissed because, this is what I get:
This is not a fucking curl. I would say it might be a curve. MIGHT be. And Some of you might be wondering– “does this chick even know how to curl her hair?” The answer is–yes I do. Yes, I held the curling iron in the right amount of time. Yes, I even rolled it up the right way.
And yes, I even tried taking a smaller strand. See:
But nope. Nothing. No curl. And yes, I even watched a youtube video to make sure I wasn’t a dumbass! And hey, guess what? Not a dumbass. I started getting borderline depressed, so I went back to my shitty smaller barrel curling iron.
And this is what my smaller shitty curling iron gave me:
Better, but still not a curl. At least, not the curl I’m going for anyways.
Now there is only one more option. One more solution. One last hope for a decent hair duo. But it’s time-consuming, old-school, and tedious.
I got out my reserves.
My hair curlers.
And as I slowly started taking them out…
What the fuck is that?
I look like a fucking idiot.
Worst hair day. Ever.
Sooo– I obviously had to brush that shit out. 2 curling irons, 1 set of hair curlers, and 2 hours later…
This was my hair duo for the night.
Oh and one last side note.
I put my hair in a bun when I went to bed and woke up the next morning to this: